Friday, June 14, 2013

MY W(ide) e(yed) Chat

 First of all WeChat welcome to India & thanks for making virtual person like me life easier in keeping touch with loved ones with  this app. It's the new & most promising way to connect & be always connected. Chat world is going crazy since its arrival. Conversations are moving forward from just "whatsup" to much more! Wechat has no boundaries so do our thoughts. Along with providing an awesome app with easy connectivity wechat has provided an opportunity to race our mind to think out of the ordinary with this contest! Coming to the contest if I am given the liberty to connect with anyone in a WeChat group . They would be these-

  1. Raj-
No, not Raj Koothrapalli! He doesn't talk to women. It's that Raj who not only talks to women but also makes them fall in love with him. Now you got it! It's Raj from DDLJ. For the obvious reasons-
 1. romance ka tadka!!
 2.  the way he calls my name.

My chat with raj-
Raj- hey senorita.
Me- (typing-omgiohiiidhugfbu. Deletes it.) Hi! wassup?
Raj-  planning a Europe trip! Wanna join?
Me- sounds like fun! Ur gf cmg too?
Raj- I don't have any gfs.
Me- whaaa…...why so?
Raj-  mujhe chahiye ek aisi ladki , jisse dekhte hi dil ki har aarzoo, saare khwaab , saare rang zinda ho jaaye, abhi aisa hua nahi, lekin ab lagta hai jaise koi andekha anjaana chehra baadalon mein se pukaar raha hain pata nahi ye baadal kab hattenge, aur kab woh pukaarnewaali saamne aayegi. kya tumhare saath aisa kabhi nahi hua senorita?
Me-(blushing) I gotta go! Bye!
Raj-bye kkkkkkkkkiren!

  2.  Harry Potter-

There's always room for magic. The  brave blue-eyed boy with a lightning bolt scar on his forehead. You-know-who!Mr. Harry potter is the chosen one as my chat mate. The boy who lived is now being relived! Let's get talkin!

Me- hi der!
Harry- hiee.
Me- r u in hogwarts  right now?
Harry-yes! Gng for DADA  lecture.
Me- woah WeChat really has no boundaries.
Harry- yup, muggles have done a good job with this app. 
Me- howz Ron & Hermoine?
Harry- gud. Fighting as usual. Wuzzgoinon der?
Me- juz enjoyin reading one of ur buks. Wish I was der..
Harry-oh snap! Professor snape.bye

   3. Dr.Manmohan Singh- 
The honorable Prime Minister of India is next in my list. As a people's representative he is answerable to us. So why not avail this opportunity & on behalf of the whole country I ask some questions.

Me- Hello sir.
Me-  sir If u don't mind shall we start chatting.
Me- I'll take it as a yes. Sir I want to ask questions about price hike.
PM- Paise Ped Pe nahin lagte.
Me- sir I think in "swiss"  it does. Am I rit?
Me- sir how can I take the conversation further if u don't give a response?
PM-Hazaaron jawaabon se acchi hai meri khaamoshi. Na Jaane kitne sawaalon ki aabroo rakhi.

4. Phoebe Buffay-

Now  it's time to add some pink to my chat group. Phoebe the ditzy free spirit of the Friends gang is next in the line. Why? coz she's flaky, eccentric ,childlike, a little dumb but fun like me! We have a connection.
Take a look at what WeChat about-
Me- hey pheebs!
Phoebe- hieee!:)
Me- wassup?
Phoebe: I have to tell you something?
Me: What?
Phoebe: I can't tell you.
Me: Well, wouldn't it be easier if you could tell me?
Phoebe: Yeah, in a perfect world.
Me-OK …howz ur music job  goin?
Phoebe- great!! Penned a new song. Wanna hear it? It's abt WeChat!
Me- I wud luv to!
Phoebe- k…it  goes like this-
                Sitting on my mat
                Logged in we chat
                Along with my smelly cat
                WeChat date is set
                I got a slow internet
                But it's gonna be awesome I bet!
Me- another masterpiece!
Phoebe- I know!:) cya
Me- bye

  5. Psy-

Oppa gangnam style! This man is a you tube sensation & the rider of an invisible horse. Everyone's dancing to his beats. I am eager to know him.
My exclusive chat with Psy-
Me- hi Psy! Wassup?
Psy- hello sexy lady! On 'gangnam style' tour.
Me- oh gangnam's still gng strong. Btw I wanted to thank u.
Psy- for what?
Me- I lost  some weight doing ur gangnam dance.
Psy- oh ur welcome!:)
Me- I was juz wondering U hv done gangnam dance like a million times. Still u don't seem to hv lost any weight. How?
Psy- it's Gangnam style!
Me- (gangnam ki chakki ka aata) so any new steps in mind?
Psy- got a new one. Bull dance! Dance like a bull.
Me- interesting…lukin forward to it. Bye then
Psy- not until u say
Me- Oppa gangnam style!

Here I reach the end of my post. Hope you enjoyed reading it as as much as I enjoyed writing it!

1 comment:

  1. ooh..the imagination at work..You chose pretty nice people to chat with though :D
    It was fun reading :)


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